Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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