so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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