I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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