What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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