when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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