Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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