Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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