You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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