Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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