A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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