i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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