Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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