Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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