Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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