This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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