It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize
