I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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