come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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