She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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