6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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