i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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