everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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