God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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