god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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