All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
