i just google imaged poop.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have aggressive nipples.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm both gender and math confused
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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