? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I am never drinking with the goths again.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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