i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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