The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Randomize