he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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