You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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