I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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