he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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