That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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