how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
