I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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