Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
is wine microwaveable?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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