Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
