You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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