Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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