dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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