There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
