His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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