yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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