Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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