i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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