Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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