we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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