$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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