we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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