all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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