Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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