I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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