yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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