1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I got chris browned last night
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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