you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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