On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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