Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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