in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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