i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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