awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I touched a dick in church today
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