Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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