"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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