I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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