Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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