So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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