Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
